In the crypto community, one word is synonymous with success: Lambo. It’s every crypto investor’s dream — your diamond hands pay off, your coin moons and you use that money to place yourself in the front seat of a brand-new Lamborghini. 


The phrase “Lambo” has been around since the early days of mass interest in crypto investing. In a way, it makes sense. Why? Because, it turns out, Lamborghinis may also kind of stink.



In this video reposted from the TikTok account @jetcar.ru, a man can be seen ripping apart a Lamborghini Urus with his bare hands. I’m not entirely sure, but it feels like you shouldn’t be able to do that to a car — especially one that costs more than $230,000.




So who are these Lambo-destroying hooligans? As it turns out, they’re a Russian car dealer called Jetcar, and doing weird stuff to cars is their whole thing. For example, on the dealership’s TikTok page, one can find numerous videos of blonde Russian women stroking luxury car parts for “ASMR” reasons.


@jetcar.ru Pinky Mercedes G-Class ASMR #jetcarru ♬ оригинальный звук - JETCAR


What they did to the Lambo isn’t particularly unique, either. They’ve ripped several cars to bits, ranging from everyday Hyundais to Porsches.


@jetcar.ru Durability test - Hyundai Solaris Что дальше? #jetcarru ♬ оригинальный звук - JETCAR


@jetcar.ru Ответ пользователю @darisdiarrheadiary ♬ оригинальный звук - JETCAR


Most of the time, these videos don’t actually test durability so much as they just prove how many cars share parts with each other. Think you’re buying a purebred Lamborghini? Think again — given their shared ownership, your average Lambo probably borrows a lot of its parts from the lowly but dependable Volkswagen.


In other words, just like crypto, they’re far from what they seem.